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Okay, I can’t believe I forgot to tell this story from our trip…

We were at the kiddie pool near the campground and the kids had been playing for a while. All of a sudden I saw Moroni, standing at the top of the pirate ship, start pulling down his swimsuit. Now, I’m carrying around the baby while trying to keep track of these kids. I started shouting “Moroni, no! No!”. But, I was having a hard time keeping a straight face.

I looked around, embarrassed, hoping no one was looking and Moroni might fly under the radar with his faux pas. No dice, all the other parents were either giving me knowing smiles, or outright laughing. Of course this only encouraged Moroni. He pulled his swimsuit down and started peeing. I covered my face, mortified!! He was peeing down the slide, and as if that’s not enough…he starts doing a dance and waving it from side to side!!

Make it end! Make it end! I was really horrified…and laughing at the same time!